Jeffrey “Gasser” Queen

Background: Gasser, aged to half a century plus six, strikes from the right of the dish, throws with right arm, better known for his ether frolics than his prowess on the diamond as a first basetender; considered a muffin by many.

Origin of nickname:  One who renders another insensitive to pain, unconscious and unable to move.

Usual Lumber:  Sadly, no one in particular.

Favorite Moment Last Season:  Two rookie pitchers for the Bristol Pirates told me that I had the “baddest” moustache!

Looking Forward to This Season:  More consistent offense from me.