Background: Gasser, aged to half a century plus six, strikes from the right of the dish, throws with right arm, better known for his ether frolics than his prowess on the diamond as a first basetender; considered a muffin by many.
Origin of nickname: One who renders another insensitive to pain, unconscious and unable to move.
Usual Lumber: Sadly, no one in particular.
Favorite Moment Last Season: Two rookie pitchers for the Bristol Pirates told me that I had the “baddest” moustache!
Looking Forward to This Season: More consistent offense from me.